Q

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

J

Dexter had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married.

"What!" shouted the boss? "I can't give you more time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?"

"Are you nuts?" replied Dexter. "That would have ruined my whole vacation.”

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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."

"I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt.”

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Jokes

I have a confession to make, ever since I have
known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.... .
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****

Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words

Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.

An issue:
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Once a sardarji was traveeling in the last compartmrnt of Tamilnadu express from Chennai to Delhi .The train would run for some 6 hours at a stretch and stop for just 10 minutes in a station . Every time the train stops he had to run one furlong into the station to eat and drink . By the time he reached Delhi he was so vexed with the journey and lodged a complaint in the complaint book . It reads as follows -
To the Hon'ble Railway minister ,
You do not know the difficulties of people travelling in the last compartment of such a lengthy train such as the Tamilnadu Express . Each time it halts in a station, you have to run one mile into the station and eat some thing and before you reach the compartment the train starts moving . It is a real hell . So , from now onwards I recommend that ' the last compartment in Tamilnadu Express may be kept in the middle of the train and not at the end of the train '..

Q

Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it

the image speaks for it self

sardar again

there isa mirror that killed evryonewho lied
french:i think i dont smoke[died]
American:i think i love my wife[died]
Sardar:i think.......................[died]

sardar again

Santa meets his friend Bunta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!


Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet : I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa : How does that help?
Jasmeet : I use your toothbrush!

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