Saturday, July 25, 2009

Object oriented JS

I was going th the object oriented js and below is the basic example


function base (){};
base.prototype.foo=function(){
alert('base prototype foo');
};

var b = new base();
b.foo = function(){alert('base.foo');};

function sub(){};
sub.prototype=b;

function subsub(){};
subsub.prototype= new sub();

function sss(){};
sss.prototype=new subsub();

function test(){
//var b = new base();
alert('b.foo\n' + b.foo);
//alert('b.prototype foo\n' + b.prototype);
//var s0 = new sub();
//alert('s0.foo\n'+ s0.foo);
//alert('s0.prototype.foo\n' + s0.prototype.foo);
var ss= new sss();
alert( 'sss.foo\n' + ss.foo);
alert(sss.toString());
//ss.foo();
ss.prototype.foo();
};
test();








base is extended by sub, which is further extended by subsub. We create a new instance of this subsub and call the inherited method. simple.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Never argue with woman..

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and reads her book.


Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies,
( thinking , 'Isn't that obvious ? ')



'You're in a
Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.



'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'




'Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



'For reading a book,' she replies
,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'
he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
I'm reading'



'Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'



'If you do that,
I'll have to charge you with sexual assault ,'
says the woman.



'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.



'That's true, but you have all the quipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.'


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL :
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

some images ....








Just for laughs

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met..

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Wear the seat belt

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Thats MOM




WHEN I CAME DRENCHED IN THE RAIN…………………

BRO SAID : “ WHY DON’T YOU TAKE AN UMBRELLA WITH YOU?”

SISTER SAID:”WHY DIDN’T YOU WAIT TILL IT STOPPED”

DAD ANGRILIY SAID: “ONLY AFTER GETTING COLD YOU WILL REALISE”.

BUT MY MOM AS SHE WAS DRYING MY HAIR SAID”

“STUPID RAIN”


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

LockedHard Drive weight increasing?

heres a funny post my friend had just forwarded me... hope the author wanted to spread some smile and hence asked it.

http://social.answers.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/vistahardware/thread/720108ee-0a9c-4090-b62d-bbd5cb1a7605