Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met..
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."