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dont mess with children

Again an e-mail xtract...

The teacher said it was physically impossible

for a whale to swallow a human because even

though it was a very large mammal its throat

was very small.


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale

could not swallow a human; it was physically

impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I

will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to

hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2� A Kindergarten teacher was observing her

classroom of children while they were drawing.

She would occasionally walk around to see

each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working

diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one

knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from

her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a

minute."

3� A Sunday school teacher was discussing

the Ten Commandments with her five and six

year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor"

thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is

there a commandment that teaches us how to

treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the

oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not

kill."

4� One day a little girl was sitting and

watching her mother do the dishes at the

kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her

mother had several strands of white hair

sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively

asked, "Why are some of your hairs white,

Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that

you do something wrong and make me cry or

unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation

for a while and then said, "Momma, how come

ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



5� The children had all been photographed,

and the teacher was trying to persuade them

each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it

when you are all grown up and say, 'There's

Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's

Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang

out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."



6� A teacher was giving a lesson on the

circulation of the blood. Trying to make the

matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I

stood on my head, the blood, as you know,

would run into it, and I would turn red in the

face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing

upright in the ordinary position the blood

doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."



7� The children were lined up in the cafeteria

of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At

the head of the table was a large pile of

apples. The nun made a note, and posted on

the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the

other end of the table was a large pile of

chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you

want. God is watching the apples.

Nuclear tests... images

These are the few images that ican get from emails.. click on the images

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Click on the img below to view the quotes clearly. This is one of my fav wallpapers which i deleted accidentally long back, today i got it as an attachment in an e-mail...

Indian nuclear deal.... healthy??

This is a hot topic on the media thesedays. Out of what i understand the following are the significant points.

1. US would be supplying Uranium to us till its wish or all commercial reactors are under its surveillance & not being used for weapon research
2. The Singhbhum district (Bihar), West Khasi hills (Meghalaya), the Bhima Basin area (Gulbarga district of Karnataka), and the Yellapur- Peddagattu area of Nalgonda district (Andhra Pradesh)has good amount of uranium reserves to feed the reactors
3. All 17 working civilian nuclear reactors have been operating at less than 40% of their rated capacity(as said by S K Jain, managing director of the Nuclear Power Corporation)
4. So it means that we donot have enough tech to get the required raw material to feed the industry. Note: that US will not supply critical tech during its support.
5. Now we cannot proceed on weapons during this support.
6. So, is it worth to substitute the national security (though we are stable now) for nuclear prog?

Other points:

1. US cannot use its nuclear technology for itself as no state is ready to take the nuclear wastes.
2. So it seems like what its going to get with this deal??? I think media and political parties should see this side.
   

Map:

Nuclear plants details:

Location	Unit Namea	Capacity (net MWe) b	Utilityc	Typed	Reactor Suppliere	Percent Completef	Expected / Actual Date of Operation
Kaiga, Karnataka	Kaiga 1	202	NP	PHWR	NPCIL	75	11/1998	1999
	Kaiga 2	202	NP	PHWR	NPCIL	75	11/1998	2000
Kakrapar, Gujarat	Kakrapar 1	202	NP	PHWR	DAE/NPCIL	100		11/1992
	Kakrapar 2	202	NP	PHWR	DAEC/NPCIL	100		03/1995
Kalpakkam, Tamil Nadu	Kalpakkam 1	155	NP	PHWR	DAE	100		07/1983
	Kalpakkam 2	155	NP	PHWR	DAE	100		09/1985
Kota, Rajasthan	Rajasthan 1	90	NP	PHWR	AECL	100		11/1972
	Rajasthan 2	187	NP	PHWR	AECL/DAE	100		11/1980
	Rajasthan 3	202	NP	PHWR	NPCIL	70	11/1998	2000
	Rajasthan 4	202	NP	PHWR	NPCIL	70	05/1999	2000
	Rajasthan 5	450	NP	PWHR	--	0	2007	2008
	Rajasthan 6	450	NP	PWHR	--	0	2008	2009
Kudankulam, Tamil Nadu	Kudankulam 1	1,000	NP	PWR	--	0	2006	2008
	Kadunkulam 2	1,000	NP	PWR	--	0	2008	2010
Narora, Uttar Pradesh	Narora 1	202	NP	PHWR	DAE/NPCIL	100		07/1989
	Narora 2	202	NP	PHWR	DAE/NPCIL	100		01/1992
Tarapur, Maharashtra	Tarapur 1	150	NP	BWR	GE	100		04/1969
	Tarapur 2	150	NP	BWR	GE	100		05/1969
	Tarapur 3	450	NP	PHWR	NPCIL	10	08/2003	2004
	Tarapur 4	450	NP	PHWR	NPCIL	2	05/2004	2006

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