Friday, June 17, 2011

few things

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

 

bcoz it means...

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

 

The Best Answer

- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?

Doubt By last bench association...

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What is the diff. between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that :

"DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG

AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

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Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”

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Wats d diff  btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think...

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly

 

Monday, June 6, 2011

Well done US

After the Abottabad incident (bin laden encounter etc) pakistan army shivered in anger.. their ministers warned india not to attempt another Abottabad with them as pakistan army is on high alert and will strike it back. Hahaha... first of all US attacked them why are they crying after India? ok lets leave it lets assume they wanted to express their anguish.

Couple of days back supposedly the next heir of BinLaden Kashmiri was killed by an operation lead by CIA (air-strike) in Pakistan. Now what did the raging pak army do? would they again cry at India?

Would India learn form these incidents? Would we ever teach them a lesson? or only exchange papers asking for the terrorists? US on the other hand had crossed all the countries, continents and are silently doing their work. I can only appreciate them for their focus. Well done US/ CIA.