Friday, June 17, 2011

few things

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

 

bcoz it means...

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

 

The Best Answer

- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as TentyOne?

Doubt By last bench association...

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What is the diff. between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that :

"DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG

AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But

 

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”

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Wats d diff  btwn Pongal n idly? think.think..think...

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly

 

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