1. January to December
Sunday to Saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
2. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the
World seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u an eye
3. If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
4. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.
5. Just close ur eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool........ ....
7. I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
8. LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in
ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers
9. ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
10. True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when
u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
11. Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
12. I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRU! NK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
13. when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot
14. Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
15. The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
16. SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards
17. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
18. History Teacher : F! rom where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
19. Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide