Life .... :D

 

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IAS EXAM

Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview
> Question and there Answer given by Candidates, oh
> sorry IAS Officers 
> now. Watch the Lateral Thinking capabilities!!
> 
> Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
> without cracking
> it?
> A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
> Topper)
> 
> 
> Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how
> long would it
> take four men to build it?
> A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank
> Opted for IFS)
> 
> 
> Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one
> hand and four
> apples and three oranges in the other hand, what
> would you have?
> 
> A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted
> for IPS)
> 
> 
> Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
> A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
> elephant with
> one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
> 
> 
> Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
> A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
> 
> 
> Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what
> it will become?
> A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS
> Rank 2)
> 
> 
> Q. What looks like half apple ?
> A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
> 
> 
> Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
> A : Dinner.
> 
> 
> Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
> A : It caused a revolution.
> 
> Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
> A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
> 

Q :D

I say no to drugs,  they just don't listen. 

A friend in need is a pest indeed. 

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. 

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train. 

Born free, taxed to death. 

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble 
putting on your pants. 

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 

I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. 

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray 
and the blinking red light. 

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who 
invented the other three, he was the genius. 

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate 
it.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? 

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? 

Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon! 

If you can't convince them, confuse them. 

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. 

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 

Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers 

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. 

Someday is not a day of the week.

The fridge

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives

complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines
him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local 
night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did 
not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I
saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a 
car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was
looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell
happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I 
forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the 
other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again
asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd floor"

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Don't go the way life takes you. 
Take life the way you want to go .
And remember you are born to live and 
not living because you are born !

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If you want something you never had, do something you have never done.

increasing CTC

The other day when i went into to get some coffee, one of my frnds was filling the coffee cup and throwing it off into the bin. At first i thought someting is wrong with th the coffee being served. But got suspecious seeing him doing the samethings again and again... i couldnt stop my inquisitiveness and interrupted him asking for reson. He was telling that he is increasing his CTC (cost to the company) this way. wow!

 

Quote

You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.

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A smile takes but a moment..but the memory of it lasts forever.

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I'm tired of being sad.
I'm tired of crying.
I'm tired of feeling empty inside.
I'm tired of feeling worthless.
I'm tired of feeling stuck.
I'm tired of being alone.
I'm tired of yelling.
I'm tired of keeping silent.
I'm tired of pretending.
I'm tired of dreaming of a life I will never have.
I'm tired of missing things. I'm tired of missing people.
I'm tired of remembering.
I'm tired of wishing I could start all over.
I'm tired of not being able to just let go.
I'm tired of faking it.
I'm tired of being different.
I'm tired of being angry at things I cant change.
I'm tired of always wondering when God is finally going to let me be happy.

Most of all, I'm just I'm tired of being tired. :: YES this fits me for today. True!

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I always knew that I would look back
and laugh at the times I cried,
but I never thought I would cry

at the times I laughed.

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Life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have or could have had. No one waits forever

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I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most wouldn't hurt me again.

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Don't fall into the trap of pretending everything's fine when you know it isn't.

Love is...

giving someone the ability to destroy your heart...

but trusting them not to.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

...People are always telling me to smile, like smiling is going to just take away all the hurt and pain. Well I've tried that... I've tried hiding my sorrows and covering the sadness in smiles... and what I've learned is that when it hurts this much inside your heart always has a way of showing it no matter how many masks you wear....

I don't necessarily want to be happy

I just want to stop feeling miserable.

 

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

Don't cry when the sun is gone..

because the tears won't let you see the stars.

Happy independence day

My favourite national anthem... by my favourite music composer -ARRehaman




Mile sur mera tumharaa....

Life to death in a sec

Are u jesus?

A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago . They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. In their rush, with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all managed to reach the plane in time for their nearly missed boarding... ALL BUT ONE !!! He paused, took a deep breath, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned.. He told his buddies to go on without him, waved good-bye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returned to the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor. 
He was glad he did.

The 16 year old girl was totally blind! She was softly crying, tears running down her cheeks in frustration, and at the same time helplessly groping for her spilled produce as the crowd swirled about her, no one stopping and no one to care for her plight.

The salesman knelt on the floor with her, gathered up the apples, put them back on the table and helped organize her display. As he did this, he noticed that many of them had become battered and bruised; these he set aside in another basket.
When he had finished, he pulled out his wallet and said to the girl, 'Here, please take this $40 for the damage we did. Are you okay?' She nodded through her tears. He continued on with, 'I hope we didn't spoil your day too badly.'

As the salesman started to walk away, the bewildered blind girl called out to him, 'Mister.......' He paused and turned to look back into those blind eyes. She continued, 'Are you Jesus?'
He stopped in mid-stride, and he wondered. Then slowly he made his way to catch the later flight with that question burning and bouncing about in his soul: 'Are you Jesus?'
Do people mistake you for Jesus?
That's our Destiny, is it not? To be so much like Jesus that people cannot tell the difference as we live and interact with a world that is blind to His love, life and grace.
If we claim to know Him, we should live, walk and act as He would.
Knowing Him is more than simply quoting Scripture and going to church. It's actually living the Word as life unfolds day to day.
You are the apple of His eye even though we, too, have been bruised by a fall. He stopped what He was doing and picked you and me up on a hill called Calvary and paid in full for our damaged fruit.

Smiles give you friends 
frowns give you wrinkles.

"The heart has its reasons that reason does not know." 

:D

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

Solar storm -unusual aroras

These are the aroras formed as solar storm hit earth.Last week's northern lights—which lasted a few days—were products of a large burst of plasma, or charged gas, from the sun known as a coronal mass ejection. A NASA orbiter called the Solar Dynamics Observatory saw last Sunday's eruption, which was aimed directly at Earth and sparked predictions of a shimmering sky show.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rajaneethi

This is quite an interesting thing that i noticed recently at my home place. 

I stay at a well developed place at the center of the city. There are slums near by my place. Yesturday the festival 'bonalu' ended. This is a telangana festival, and this basti celebrates it as their main festival. Last year it happend, they decorated the place with twinkling lights and it was very beautiful. We should watch cars running under the lights.. it looked like pearls rolled over their body. The scene was so nice and fentastic. i was surprised how these pple make so much money.... and even if they made.. how would they let it go out just to be spent in 2/ 3 days?

This year the festival is even more fabulous and in flamboyance. IN addition to lights, they displayed some avatars of Lord krishna, huge mikes, huge avatar of Mahankali, DJ (yes DJ and they were arrianged atleast at 2/ 3 places on the streets), transport to the poor etc etc etc. Things were soooooo much that it finally brought in the traffic jam, forcing the recovery van, police to pitch into the scene.... closing the streets, traffic diversion and related complications.  I was surprised... why this overaction? and who would sponser it?

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Few months back there were telangana elections, and TRS party had a roaring victory. Main leaders of contress and tdp couldnt even recover their deposits. The answer lies here. Generally the festival where the poor flock to celebrate.. the local MLA-s sponser. This is mainly seen as an act of impressig them so that it would be easy for them to win the next elections. Hyderabad, being in telangana region and the recent TRS victory added heat which could have added a lot of money for the festival. 

Wow.. how intelligent... from outside we see it as the poor is celebrating for themselves.. but inder the hoods.. things are diffarent. I name it as intelligence/ Rajaneethi. I often wonder why TRS party doesnt sponser such things? The only thing they know/ say is telangana sentiment and Andhra pple are deceiving and robbing telanga pple; As JP once said.. i see this in the light of NAZI movement lead by Hitler of germany where the key point is Jews are robbing germans!

*just my views.. not meant to hurt/ put down somebody. Kindly note*

Prayer really is capable of healing the sick

i see many sircastic things abt prayer often..however here's a study that contradicts it.

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London, Aug 5 (ANI): The power of prayer really can help cure the sick, according to a new study.

A US team from Indiana University, led by religious studies professor Candy Gunther Brown, examined the effects of prayer in Mozambique and Brazil where spiritual healing for the blind and deaf is common.

In the African country, a woman named Maryam could not see a hand with two raised fingers from a distance of one foot. But a healer put her hand on Maryam's eyes, hugged her and prayed for a minute.

She then held up five fingers, which Maryam was able to count from the same distance, according to researchers, reports the Daily Express.

She went on to read the 20/125 line on an eye chart - meaning she had 40 per cent sharpness of vision, if judged against 20/20 or 100 per cent perfect vision. Other visually-impaired people also showed improvement after prayers, the researchers claimed.

The team also reported that two deaf subjects showed a 50 decibel improvement in their hearing after spiritual intervention. (ANI)

 

 

1st day

1. it was raining.. and one of my frnds offered me a lift.
2. One of my frnd called me for tea. i was so happy as i was looking for someone for it.
3. My father tried buying a computer table for me
4. my senior defended me in scrum
5. one of my colleagues helped me carry my cellphone .. 'cos it was raining.. and i already got one cell (my fav motorazr) drenched.. and spoilt. Its remains are still with me :).

Wow.. how nice

A bird sitting on a branch is not afraid of the branch shaking , because it trusts not the branch but its own wings ...

- Got it from a blog i regularly follow. 

7 days of positivity

i was skeptical if it really works.. (http://justamotheroftwo.blogspot.com/2010/07/experiment-7-days-of-positivity-day-1.html) and ignored it. What a nonsense it is. NOw that i saw how the author feels herself.. i think i will make a try. So today is the day1. I will update this space tomorrow :)

Life is too short to not be happy. Each moment spent in sadness is time lost forever.
 Take care and stay positive! :: from the same blog :)

SMS-s

Few sms i got this morning..
Santa saw a board at the center of the river, he couldnt read it, so he swam to it and it read: "crocodiles inside the water"
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Jyo jeeta wo sikindar,
jo hara wo jail ke andar,
jo SMS bheja wose jadu ki jappi,
jo na bheja wose BANDAR ki pappi.
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